Chinese Driver FAILS Her Driving Test!

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今天咱们测试一下路面。
Today, we’re going to test you on the road.

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你也不用太紧张。
Nothing to be too nervous about.

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平时怎么练的你就怎么开,
Just drive how you usually do—

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00:00:07,160 –> 00:00:08,160
要放松啊。
and remain calm.

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起车。
Start the car.

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我平时在家怎么开就是怎么开呗？
Drive how I normally do at home?

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对，你平时怎么练就是怎么开。
Yep, just like you do normally.

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起车吧，快点吧。
Quickly, let’s go.

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[tosses exam]

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[tosses pen]

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怎么开的车啊?
Hey! Look where you’re going!

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马路是你们家的啊?!
Do people think they own the road?!

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有点安静，放歌听听？
You’re quiet. Fancy a tune?

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[starts singing]

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你们要不练，就给我滚下去!
If you’re not gonna drive, get out!

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在家就这么开的啊。
But this is how I drive at home.