不等開口
Before She Even Asks/
by Huang Qiuyue
妻子要丈夫買鑽石戒指，丈夫向她說：「如果妻子能愛丈夫，她決不會要求丈夫買這樣的買那樣的!」
妻子：「是的，丈夫如果能愛妻子，他不等妻子開口，早就買來了!」
A wife asked her husband to buy her a diamond ring. Her husband said, “If a wife really loves her husband, she wouldn’t keep hounding him to buy this and that!”
“Exactly,” his wife replied. “Because if a husband really loves his wife, he would’ve bought it before she even asked!”
*Huang Qiuyue is the author of Family Humor, a collection of jokes for the whole family published by Northwest Publishing House.
Translated & edited by ZhongwenTranslation
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